Let me seduce you with my vast knowledge of things nobody gives a fuck about.
Ahhhh yes the sweet smell of respect
Two teenage girls attempted to go in front of me for a photo and The Evil Queen said, “Excuse you, I do believe this young lady was here before you. Now step aside”. My love for her is endless.both are such babes
God help my blackened soul.
Brow game so fucking strong all round in this photo
For Christmas, I’m just asking to have as much swag as the swag master from doncaster
i posted this in april 2012
times were so simple
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
See the World: Van Gogh Up Close
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
Up All Night Tour: UK and Ireland
- December 22nd - Manchester, England